AHHHH... 6 days more till my off day and I'm already going crazy!! [in case you're wondering, my last off day was last
tuesday 12/5). Gosh I need a break from work. You know when start dragging your feet to work, not arriving on time, eats all the food in sight, can't wake up after split
shift's over, being locked in the chiller is not fun anymore, starts babbling nonsense that your colleagues think you're sexually deprived, laugh at your own jokes when everyone else is wondering what it means,
everyone's walking half naked in front of you, on weekends you see group of friends going out together but you have to go to work and etc etc. haiz....
vincent: you need sex
Izan.
me: wad? why?
vincent: u so whinny and crazy today
me:
oooooooooooookvincent: who u wan? me; not your type.
roberto; too old.
ameng; too big.
kim; too young for you. jimmy; too small like leech.
hahahahahahhame:
omg. you so mean!
vincent: well, all bartenders are bastards! I am one!
[locked in the chiller]me: in case you don't realise, we're in the chiller and I'm already cold enough. stop fanning me with the
styrofoam board.
*him*:
ok lar. why don't you off the torchlight so we can do something to you. so you won't be disappointed to whoever that did it.
me: disappointed? why? under-performing
issit?
*him*:
kurang ajar
sal. Kim! we whack her here, nobody will see.
me: just try opening the door now will you....?
[after showering]
me: put on some pants will you ? [he was wearing shorts]
*him*: I do have shorts on!
me: well, put on something longer than your shirt! [turns to Kim]
Sayang you want
milo?
kim: I want I want.
Meng: I also want.
*him*:
wei! then me
nv ask? I also want
me:
shutup and put on some pants!
*him*: I AM WEARING PANTS!
me: `rolls eyes...`
[during short briefing]
vincent:
ok. any last words?
me:
fendi having sale!
everyone: uh?!
me:
hehe. no la. it mean if anyone needs help, please
hesistate to look for me.
vincent: eh you
ok or not?
me: not till i get my Jimmy
Choo. I mean, there's at least 10 staff here, everyone can contribute like about $30-50 and get me a pair.
*everyone starts walking away*
me: what did I do?
Ilyas told me go for a checkup asap coz he suspects that I have peanut for a brain. How mean is tad. I love working there with all these people entertaining my nonsense [coz i'm the only girl] but too bad most will be leaving soon. Such strong team with good bonds with each other but none can take LG's nonsense. Haiz. If only LG can be fired.
quote of the day,
"Jimmy Chua, please buy me a Jimmy Choo".his reply, "Why should I buy you another me?"
"
wth.. I can't wear you. and you
definately worth less than $300"
"
kurang ajar
sal.
hahaha"
Today was a super duper slow day at work. Lunch was slow, dinner was slow, bus ride home was slow. And today,
everyone's brain is not functioning properly. We woke up on the wrong side of the bed, or maybe, underneath the bed for this case.
*****
manager:
Sayang, u know wad? I think I forgot to wear my briefs today.
me:
ooooooook... I
sooooooooooooooooooo didn't need to know that.
*****
me:
[kitchen stuff borrowed my shampoo and body soap] the purple one is the shampoo. the red one is the soap
kim:
woah. strawberry soap
arh!
*him*:
woah. you like strawberry flavour uh?
ok next time I buy
[winks cheekily]*****
me: wow. now you all smell like me.
*him*: yup. like strawberry.
*****
kim: wad you want?
me: ice cream
larkim: wad ice cream
lar?
me: doesn't matter. as long as it's on you.
LOL*him*: OI! WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
me: chocolate ice cream!
*****
me: bye boss!
LG: bye. don't be naughty ok? Sleep well
me: ?!
*****
roberto: Valentina, go Italy now? with me.
me: really? Italy, handsome boys, many many?
roberto: yes yes
me: ok I go with you now.
roberto: now eh? no no. august.
me: uh......? didn't you just say 'now'?
Today is definitely my worst day ever! I feel so shitty that even a cold shower didn't help me to feel any better. I just have to blog bout today to get it off my chest.
First of all, L.G f**
ked me for the first time and not once but twice! Since when it's my fault that the restaurant is full and there's no room for anymore reservations?! He called me and F-ed me over the phone then came over and F-ed me again, together with my manager, in front of guests.
WTF?! I swear I was too demoralised to work again after that. I wonder how my manager could take this shit everyday.
Secondly, as though F-
ing me wasn't good enough, I have to memorize the wine list in one week! The name, origin, year, types of grapes, etc etc. Since when did I apply to become a
sommelier? Even a
sommelier have at least a few years to learn about wines and I get only 1 WEEK to learn at least 50 wines?!?
Third, *he* didn't utter a word to me today!!!!!!! not even a simple 'hi' or 'bye'. Everyone noticed how demoralized I was to work and he couldn't even be bothered to say something or at least smile. Wad did I do? Maybe when the barber gave him his new haircut, he accidentally chopped off some of his brain cells.
Last but not least, when i can finally go home, the bus driver did not stop the bus for me although I pressed the bell! When confronted, he said he tot I was just tapping my card.
WTF?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!? Then what was I standing at the door for?
Shit
lar.. I shall not rant on anymore. Shall just go to bed and start a new day
tmr.
BTW
syiqa, since when
issit my fault that u need to satisfy your cravings?
LOL!
I came back to work yesterday. Was happy that everyone was excited to see me back at work and they love my new curled hair! hehe. And they asked me out for some KBox fun. Overall, I did enjoy myself besides the fact that they tied me up with the microphone wires and threw peanuts at me. When I got home to change, guess what drop from my clothes? several more peanuts! hahahaa
