Ok well. My blog's been dead for a while.
Since my days at my current workplace is numbered, I guess I shall reflect on my time here with the most ridiculars guest requests/comments I've heard. I'll save the best for last.
10
- Me: I'm sorry Sir but currently all the tables are being occupied at the moment.
Guest: come on! it's just a table for 2. can't you just get us a table?!
9
- Are you open? (after entering the restaurant and saw other guest eating)
8
- Can i get 3 menus? (3 menus is already on the table if only you'd use your eyes to see)
7
- (Ater asking regarding Brunch Menu which is a 5-course meal inclusive of free flow drinks) you think it'll be enough? not side dishes or anything?
6
- (After looking at the restroom sign)
Is the restroom there?
5
- (During a phone call)
Me: Hello *Insert company name* Izan speaking.
Guest: Hi. Is this *the same company name I just mentioned* ?
4
- Guest: (no reservations) Can I get a table outdoors?
Me: Sorry but all outdoor tables are occupied at the moment.
Guest: but i can see so many empty tables!
Me: My apologies for saying this but are you seeing things mdm?
3
- Guest: We would like to sit further out near the garden.
Me: I would love to have you to sit there but the weather doesn't look too good and indoors seats are filling up fast. If it rains I may not be able to get you a table under the shelter.
Guest: Don't be ridiculars! the weather looks just fine!
(15minutes later it started raining heavily and they had to eat at the bar)
2
- (During a terrible blackout)
Me: Sorry Sir but we’re having a blackout and we’re still trying to rectify the problem. It’s might take us quite some time
Guest: (driving a Ferrari) So if I still go in and dine, will I get a discount?
1
- (On a phone call during a Lamborghini event)
Your customers's cars are very noisy. Can you tell them to lower the noise a bit?
